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hotbabysitter: My name is Juliet Capulet and I’m 13 years young and I luv my bf Romeo so much we’re...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:06:22 -0400

My name is Juliet Capulet and I’m 13 years young and I luv my bf Romeo so much we’re gunna get married i luv him so much& we just met hehe xD I wuld give my life for him!

sabnichole: haleighanne: BEST POST EVER :’)

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:56:07 -0400

sabnichole:

haleighanne:

BEST POST EVER

:’)

avidoatlion: lifemocker: thejordanator: An expertly done...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:44:35 -0400

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

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Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:42:12 -0400

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Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:38:36 -0400

datttgirl: thefantasticblog: hey-bayburrz: klexquisite: becc...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:32:45 -0400

datttgirl:

thefantasticblog:

hey-bayburrz:

klexquisite:

beccabooface:

myhemotions:

chimpiewestside:

SOOOO accurate.

We literally change right in front of each other. Guys zip up our dresses.

I hope this guy is on Tumblr, he belongs here.

Four for you, Derek!

True Story Bro!

radiobread2: how i got honor roll

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:31:16 -0400

radiobread2:

how i got honor roll

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Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:28:52 -0400

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Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:27:46 -0400

smi1ing: canon—rebel: qu4litylife: worshipwifi: mac-n-ch33se:...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:27:31 -0400

smi1ing:

canon—rebel:

qu4litylife:

worshipwifi:

mac-n-ch33se:

idcbrianna:

anch-ors:

aquasaur:

What is this supposed to be? How do you make this or where can I get one?

are you serious youve never seen a fucking acorn before and you dont even know what it is you dont make it it grows on trees oh my god

o m g don i’m dying i cant

it’s a pine cone hun

pretty sure he was being sarcastic so…

LOL ACORN she said it so confident too

brb dying

screams: WOW That joy only lasted about 4 seconds. Then pain...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:24:02 -0400

screams:

WOW

That joy only lasted about 4 seconds. Then pain and death followed.

hateable: heysimba: I think a bird fell in the snow and then...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:22:17 -0400

hateable:

heysimba:

I think a bird fell in the snow and then walked away. I think.

^

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Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:18:53 -0400

FOR KFC!

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:17:32 -0400

FOR KFC!

I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's celebration

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:16:22 -0400

help me I can’t stop laughing

iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:14:57 -0400

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

Harlem Shake skill = -132546

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:14:27 -0400

Harlem Shake skill = -132546

stumbled-into-faith: buttpilgrim: danosaur-and-phillion: activ...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:13:54 -0400

stumbled-into-faith:

buttpilgrim:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

THERE’S A WIRE TO CUT TO TURN IT OFF
THE SMASHING WAS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY

smashing things is never unnecessary

I miss you

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:13:02 -0400

I miss you too anon.

danielvdell: How the Super Bowl blackout should have gone.

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 17:35:20 -0500

danielvdell:

How the Super Bowl blackout should have gone.